2008
A Lidl Cheat
One of my very favourite cookbooks is a slim volume first published 1948, Cooking in Ten Minutes, by Edouard de Pomiane. That’s my elderly and rather battered copy on the left.
When I first got the book I was immediately hooked when in the first couple of pages I read this instruction, intended to be followed the moment you arrive home:
“Put a large saucepan of water onto the fire. Slip on the lid and let it boil. What is the use of this water, you will ask? I don’t know. But it is bound to be useful, either for cooking or washing-up or making coffee.”
How could you not love that?
His language is as concise as his recipes. Take this recipe for Plaice Meuniere:
“Wash the plaice. Dry it. Flour it. Fry it in a pan containing smoking butter. Salt. A slice of lemon.”
Some instructions are less practical, such as the bit on cooking trout, which begins: “You must buy a live trout.” Right.
The easiest thing in the world after a rough and tiring day, such as I had yesterday, is to reach for the phone to order up a take away. But in much less than the time it would take to arrive it’s possible to have tasty and much more satisfying food on the table, by adopting or adapting de Pomiane’s minimalist recipes or, even if it might make him turn in his grave, sometimes just by using a few store cupboard cheats.

One of the things about getting dinner on the table fast when you are tired is that you don’t want to have to think.
Measuring and weighing is out, chopping needs to be kept to a minimum, stir-frying is the cooking method of choice and the dish doesn’t need to have a name or to follow any rules, it just has to taste good. Having a few little cheats on standby is not just permissible but advisable.
The cheat in this particular 10 minute dish is Lidl’s Thai curry paste. This isn’t always available, but I’ve taken to buying a three or four jars to have in the cupboard whenever it is.
Although it is not by any stretch a brilliant or authentic curry paste, if you completely ignore the name on the jar, and just think of it as a sundry condiment it actually has a good robust flavour and a nice bite. A couple of judicious additions and you end up with a dish that tastes as though you took a lot of time over it.
For two people you need:
1/2 jar lidl Thai curry sauce
2 chicken breasts
A fistful of green beans
A few baby sweetcorn
Onion
Red pepper
Lidl green pesto
Lime or lemon
Oil or butter
I’ve been deliberately vague about the amounts of veg and other ingredients, since exact quantities don’t really matter. Actually the veg you choose doesn’t really matter that much either - this is about making it tasty and making it fast, so use what you’ve got, just pick veg that only needs a little cooking. Green beans and baby corn work great because you can just grab them and chuck them in.
If you’re thinking that using Thai curry paste and green pesto in the same dish seems a very peculiar thing to do, well, maybe it is, but it honestly works.
To do this in 10 minutes, which is exactly how long it took, proceed as below.
Put the oil a large pan or wok and set on a hot ring. Then put on the rice to cook.
Slice the onion and pepper and put in the pan with the other veg. Stir them occasionally and cook for about 2-3 minutes. Meanwhile, in a location close to the pan so you can continue to stir, thinly slice the chicken breasts.
Tip the veg into a bowl and set aside for the moment. Add some more oil to the pan and let it heat back up to smoking point. Put in the chicken and toss it around the pan to brown the pieces on all side. When the chicken is well browned return the veg to the pan. Add the curry paste and a good generous teaspoon full of green pesto. Stir though well and cook for couple of minutes. If it gets a bit dry add a couple of spoons of water.
It’s done. The rice is cooked too. Squeeze a little lemon or lime over the the chicken and serve.
Let someone else do the washing up.

I’m not saying the Lidl’s Green Pesto, at €1.39 a jar, is likely to have that big an effect on anyone and I know pesto is not much bother to make - I do make it quite often. But when you just want a spoonful or two even a little bother can be too much. And be honest, how often do you actually have basil and pine nuts to hand?

Some the things I use it for include: